Bug Comedy Fan Prints

Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Fly having an idea.

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

Fly at the Optometrist

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

Luna Tick

"Just swivel.'

'It's OK to drink, Sid - it says flying insect something or other.'

'Please buzz before entering.' That Marge is quite the joker.

'We've been leaf-cutters for 127 million years, and now you tell me we're doing it the wrong way?'