Bug Humor Gifts

"Talk nerdy to me."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"You drop yours first."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Fly having an idea.

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

"Probably midges"

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'