Bug Humor Gifts

Don

"Talk nerdy to me."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

Fly having an idea.

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

"Probably midges"

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

Fly at the Optometrist