Buggy Banter Lover Pillows

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

An Archeologic Dig

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

Jungle

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'