Buggy Banter Lover T-Shirts

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

An Archeologic Dig

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Jungle

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid