Insect Conversationalist Gifts

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Mantis Love

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Professor...what are you doing?

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

College for flys

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"No, I don't recycle."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I love your bangs.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Species loss has hit him hard."