Insect Conversationalist Pillows

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Mantis Love

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Professor...what are you doing?

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

College for flys

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'I love your bangs.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"No, I don't recycle."

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'