Bug Bashers Gifts

Camp Security we'd like to see

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Entomology Reference

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Help!"

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

No fly zone

'Termites!'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'