Button Basher Gifts

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Push for Disco...

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Help!"

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Plug Me In Stupid

"And what do you do. . ?"

Soccer Fans.

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

"Workboy"

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Consoles.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Sale.

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

The gaming world.

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

Your luck. Ernie, no!

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Man with a button on his head.

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

My brother likes computer games very much.