Button Mashing Expert Gifts

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Push for Disco...

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Workboy"

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Consoles.

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

Sale.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'May I go home now?'

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

Your luck. Ernie, no!

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"