Button Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Digby Ripple - The man who loved buttons

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Hidden Facebook Features

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'