Button Lovers Gifts

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

Half asleep.

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'May I go home now?'

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"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

Go to hell smiley face.

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

'Is this tomorrow or last night?'

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'