Button Lovers Pillows

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Gravity wins - again.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

Half asleep.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'May I go home now?'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

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"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

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Go to hell smiley face.

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

'Is this tomorrow or last night?'

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'