Belly Button Enthusiast Pillows

Naval Institute. Innies. Outies.

Stomach Fishing.

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

Then we agree - 3 out of 3 doctors prefer 'innies' to 'outties.'

Belly button night. Outies only.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Half asleep.

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Innie Outie

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"