Belly Button Buff Pillows

Innie Outie

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Very funny!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Self Checkout

Sympathy

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Date Becomes Wolf

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

The perils of boob jobs.

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

Radioactive area

Man with a button on his head.

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'