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Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

French horn.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

COWMIKAZES

Appointments and Disappointments

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Vincent Van Goth.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Arturo Sandoval

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'Office real estate' lifting weights