Repair Buff Pillows

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Vincent Van Goth.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'We've found the problem...'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Internal Combustion.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Date Becomes Wolf

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'You fellows coming to lunch?'

"Soak your nuts in acetone every day for a week, and it should clear up as good as new."

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

Arch enemy.