Belly Button Buff Prints

Innie Outie

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Very funny!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Where Processed Beef Comes From

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Self Checkout

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Sympathy

Date Becomes Wolf

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

The perils of boob jobs.

Atomic Bear: Part 3

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

Radioactive area

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

Man with a button on his head.