Belly Button Enthusiast Gifts

Stomach Fishing.

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

Then we agree - 3 out of 3 doctors prefer 'innies' to 'outties.'

Belly button night. Outies only.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Half asleep.

Innie Outie

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

'Is this tomorrow or last night?'

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.