Belly Button Philosopher Gifts

'Navel'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

Non Thought For The Day.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Dad, what is peace?'

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Understanding art.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"Sometimes you have to help natural selection along a little bit."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.