Snooze Button Philosopher Gifts

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Sleeping husband

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Stu's not a morning person."

Half asleep.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"