Snooze Button Philosopher Pillows

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Half asleep.

"Stu's not a morning person."

Sleeping husband

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring