Snooze Button Expert Pillows

A woman is sat in bed and retreats further under the duvet during the week days.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Stu's not a morning person."

Half asleep.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"