Snooze Button Expert Pillows

A woman is sat in bed and retreats further under the duvet during the week days.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Whistler's father.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Half asleep.

Sleeping husband

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Stu's not a morning person."

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.