Snooze Button Champion Pillows

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Gravity wins - again.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Half asleep.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Sleeping husband

"Stu's not a morning person."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"