Snooze Button Champion Pillows

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Gravity wins - again.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

Half asleep.

Sleeping husband

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"