Champion Of The Snooze Button Pillows

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"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Half asleep.

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Sleeping husband

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.