Champion Of The Snooze Button Pillows

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"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Half asleep.

Sleeping husband

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.