Snooze Button Specialist Pillows

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Eventual Motion Machine

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Sleeping husband

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Half asleep.

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"