Snooze Expert Pillows

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Gesundheit."

Computing in the Cloud

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Half asleep.

Sleeping husband

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.