Snooze Aficionado Pillows

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Sleeping husband

'You know I don't take smoke breaks anymore and you still have a problem with this?'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

When Dad says... "Baldo! Gracie! Quiet down! I'm watching the news!" he really means... "You woke me up!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Gesundheit.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Do not disturb...

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Cyber Dream

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'We'll take it!'

'Gesundheite!'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

"He snores from October to May!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.