Snooze Aficionado Prints

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Sleeping husband

'You know I don't take smoke breaks anymore and you still have a problem with this?'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

When Dad says... "Baldo! Gracie! Quiet down! I'm watching the news!" he really means... "You woke me up!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Do not disturb...

The Sleeping Congregation.

Whistler's father.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Cyber Dream

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'Gesundheite!'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"