Slumber Aficionado Pillows

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Sleeping princess catches a fly.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Cyber Dream

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You were snoring."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival