Sleep Afficionado Pillows

Sleeping man and his alarm clock both snore.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"You were snoring."

"What's with your hair?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.