Sleep Afficionado Pillows

Sleeping man and his alarm clock both snore.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Cyber Dream

"You were snoring."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep