Oversleeping Aficionado Pillows

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Cyber Dream

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"You were snoring."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'