Oversleep Aficionados Pillows

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"You were snoring."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!