Oversleep Aficionados Prints

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Whistler's father.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"What's with your hair?"

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"You were snoring."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.