Sleep Troubles Afficionado Pillows

For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Time for bed, guys."

Do not disturb...

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Cyber Dream

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'We'll take it!'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

"He snores from October to May!"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'What gave him this idea?'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Siesta-time

Someone has had a hard day!

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Take it easy, Mom, Dad promised to mow the lawn as soon as he wakes up.'

"My doctor sad I need to concentrate on a monotone to get to sleep. Tell me about your day."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'