Sleep Troubles Afficionado Pillows

For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Time for bed, guys."

Do not disturb...

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Cyber Dream

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"He snores from October to May!"

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

'We'll take it!'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'What gave him this idea?'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Siesta-time

Someone has had a hard day!

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Sleep mode."