Resting Aficionado Pillows

Man laying in chair watching the television sideways

"Only you could hit the snooze button after sleeping for 17 years."

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Happy Retirement

Do not disturb...

"I want to work from home!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Jack in the Box

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Cyber Dream

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'