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'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

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Summer Road Work

"Love them rays, Chief."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Come in here if you don't like....

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

Cat's busy calendar

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

Wine and Stripes

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."