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'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Come in here if you don't like....

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Love them rays, Chief."

Summer Road Work

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

Cat's busy calendar

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.