Resting Aficionado Gifts

Man laying in chair watching the television sideways

"Only you could hit the snooze button after sleeping for 17 years."

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Happy Retirement

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I want to work from home!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Jack in the Box

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'