Rest Aficionado Gifts

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Natural Regeneration Area.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

-

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Someone has had a hard day!

Snoozing

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

La Table

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

The Snooze Bar.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Happy Retirement

"Outré or simply bad?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'