Rest Aficionado Pillows

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Natural Regeneration Area.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Someone has had a hard day!

Snoozing

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

La Table

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Happy Retirement

"Outré or simply bad?"

Do not disturb...

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Noooooooooooo!"