Relaxation Aficionado Pillows

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

'Have you met my protege?'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Actually, Doc, I don't have a problem. I just wanted to sit on the couch for a while without getting slapped with the newspaper.'

"It's a hard life!"

Hot Water from the bath.

A professional wrestlers prepares to

"That's Irv. Took a yoga class, emptied his mind, and never refilled it."

Emergency Vacations: 'Travel agent on duty 24 hours.'

Fun in the Sun.

"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."

"I'm brewing luxury beans in our luxury coffee filter while wearing my luxury bathrobe in our luxury kitchen."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

Relaxing in the garden.

"I married him beause he's so laid back."

'I've decided to step down in order to spend more time n front of the T.V. in my underwear.'

True meditation

'The only trouble with doing nothing, is that you never know when you're finished.'

Happy Retirement

"Might be a good idea. . . but does it involve me getting out of the chair?"

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

'This is the kinda day I'm glad I'm not in business for myself.'

The Lone Ranger at Home

Inaction Hero

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Yawn

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'

Noah's Lark

'Hi, Mike.'

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."