Rest And Relaxation Enthusiast Pillows

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Lazy Octopus

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Lounging by the pool

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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