Rest And Relaxation Enthusiast Mugs

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Lazy Octopus

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

My God, I need to fart.

Unguided imagery

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Sunbathing in the park

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"