Rest Enthusiast Mugs

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'