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'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."