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'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Golfing Boss

La Table

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Lounging by the pool

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Choice hellhole

'How was the squid?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'