Motel Aficionado Gifts

Bermuda Triangle Motel

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

The Airport.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Business or pleasure?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Mine's camper."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"