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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

The Airport.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Business or pleasure?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.