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'Let me call someone to get your trunk.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

The Airport.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Business or pleasure?'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Goose checking his GPS.

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

Tokyo City Limits

Single men in Tahiti

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Robin Hood Flies.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."