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"Presidential doesn't quite mean what it used to."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Do not disturb...

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Champagne Charlie.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'New money or old money?'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'